Miscellaneous

How to Minimize Microplastics and Harmful Chemicals from Entering Your Body

A practical guide for families who care about health, sustainability, and common sense Microplastics are everywhere—in our food, water, air, and even skincare. While we can’t eliminate them entirely, we can make smarter choices to reduce exposure. This guide breaks down five key areas where families can take action, backed by science and grounded in…

👽 The Yearly Suicide Pact: Celebrations That Kill With a Smile

If aliens landed and studied our holiday rituals, they’d assume we were trying to eliminate ourselves one party at a time. We celebrate life, gratitude, love, and success by consuming toxic foods, disrupting sleep, binge drinking, and launching explosives into the sky. This is your guide to becoming the obnoxious party pooper — armed with…

I’m Tim

Welcome to The Millennial Dad Survival Guide, your go-to toolkit for navigating modern fatherhood! From smart money to great food, I’m here to help you survive and thrive in the world of parenting.