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Continue reading →: Survive & Thrive: The Lazy Genius Guide to Saving & Investing
Let’s be honest: most of us aren’t trying to become Wall Street wizards. We just want to make sure we’re not broke later — and ideally, that we can help our kids, retire with dignity, and maybe even take a vacation that doesn’t involve bunk beds and a shared bathroom.…
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Continue reading →: 👽 The Yearly Suicide Pact: Celebrations That Kill With a Smile
If aliens landed and studied our holiday rituals, they’d assume we were trying to eliminate ourselves one party at a time. We celebrate life, gratitude, love, and success by consuming toxic foods, disrupting sleep, binge drinking, and launching explosives into the sky. This is your guide to becoming the obnoxious…
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Continue reading →: 🍊 How to Grow Backyard Fruit with Half the Work
A how-to guide for dads who want harvests, not headaches 🌳 Step 1: Choose the Right Tree The tree you choose shapes everything—from how much work you’ll do to how much fruit your family actually eats. 🌞 Step 2: Pick the Right Location Good placement prevents 80% of common tree…
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Continue reading →: 🥗 The Salad That Satisfies: Nutritious, Flavorful, and Foolproof
Whether you’re dodging meetings, wrangling small humans, or pretending to understand your smart fridge, salad might not scream “dad fuel.” But hear me out—it’s fast, it’s satisfying, and it won’t judge you for tossing in last night’s grilled salmon or that rotisserie chicken you swore was for the kids. This…
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Continue reading →: 🪴 How to Build a Raised Bed Planter Without Power Tools
Because your drill is misplaced in the jungle of toy, your kid is napping, and you still want tomatoes. Why This Matters You want fresh, healthy, vegetables. You want your kids to know where carrots come from (hint: not aisle 7). But you also want to keep all ten fingers.…
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Continue reading →: 🔩 How to Hang Stuff on the Wall Without Hitting a Pipe, Wire, or Your Breaking Point
Because drywall is fragile, your confidence is shakier, and you don’t want to explain to your partner why the bathroom light no longer works. Why This Matters You want to hang a shelf, a mirror, or that framed photo of your kid dressed as a dinosaur. But behind that innocent-looking…
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Continue reading →: 🚗 How to Buy a Car Without Getting Burned
Straightforward Strategies for Families Who Want a Good Deal—Not a Headache Buying a car is often one of the most expensive and stressful decisions a family can make—and with a big family, I’ve gone through this process more than a dozen times. From navigating dealership tactics to protecting your budget,…
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Continue reading →: 🍳 Safe Cooktops 101: A Safter Choice for Modern Families
Cleaner · Safer · Smarter · Family-Approved 🔥 Why Gas Isn’t “Clean” Energy Even when working perfectly, gas stoves release harmful pollutants: A 2022 peer-reviewed study by Lebel et al. found that gas stoves can emit enough NO₂ to exceed EPA outdoor air pollution limits within minutes, and over 75%…
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Continue reading →: 🐟 Air-Fried Fish with Lemongrass Garlic Sauce
Dad-Friendly Duo: Salmon or Canned Sardines Two health-forward fish options. One bold, addictive sauce. All fast, flavorful, and designed for the modern dad’s kitchen. 🛒 Ingredients (Serves 2–3) 👥 Choose Your Fish Flexible, nutritious, and easy to source: Fish Type Prep Notes Frozen salmon fillets (skin-on) Brush lightly with oil—no…
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Continue reading →: 🛠 Sleek, Functional Garage Organization for the Long Run
Let’s face it: modern garages weren’t built for families with three hobbies, five bins of baby gear, a Costco addiction, and two expensive cars. As a millennial dad, you’re probably juggling too much stuff and not enough space—and it’s time to fight back. 🚧 The Problem 🔩 The Fix: Wall-Mounted…
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